by: Epi Rogan
Julian: I was just telling Dave there about this young lad, he looks like he’s from The Ramones, God! I love The Ramones. It’s what drew me to him. He goes to art college here just up the road. He’s American and I know you’d love him! He looks artistic, not fruity and frilly, he wears nice long coats and he looks smart.
Jenny: He sounds like quite the character...
Julian: He is love!
He was telling me he’s getting married soon, and look!
He’s an absolutely gorgeous young man …Let me see if I have a photo of him...
Sorry! I’m being rude now looking at my phone!
I can’t seem to find it here.
Anyway, he’s very “away” and so I didn’t want to ask him too many questions about it.
He lives with this straight guy and so I asked him and he said his future husband was working in porn and had an Irish passport so there was no trouble there with Visas.
This guy, he was into S&M, fucking hell!
He missed the S&M so he joined the British S.A.S.! Jesus Christ right? Just absolutely mad!
Jenny: Bananas!
Julian: Well..I called over for dinner and this young fella, he only drinks absinthe.
That’s all he drinks! That’s gas isn’t it? He has this huge glass decanter shaped like a 1920’s Art Deco goddess. It has four little spouts and you fill it up with ice and pour the absinthe into the goddess and it comes out the spouts and you have these cubes of sugar that it trickles onto and let me tell you! It’s strong! It would blow your head off! Fucking hell! And! He has this sugar daddy that pays for his college and I was asking how he was getting on in college and he said he’s suing the college! I didn’t ask why..I mean Jesus Christ! He's living here on his sugar daddy's money and he’s sueing those yokes at the college for God only knows how much!
Dave!?
Are those sausages ready yet?